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What is an appraiser?
An appraiser is one who compiles and analyzes voluminous data
of problematical accuracy from sources of dubious veracity and derives therefrom a
numerical quantification of unquestionable necessity, analogous to a nebelous and
euphemistic concept representational of value commensurate with ambient configurations of
the open market and promulgates thereby a precise written declamation which delineates his
observation, deliberations and conclusions all done while he feighns absolute ignorance of
the avericious machinations of Buyers, Sellers, Brokers and Lenders, compensated only by
that penurious stipend known as the professional fee.
This joke is from Bill Sparks’ Web site at www.mwan.com (Web site for his appraisal tracking program).
His company Web site is www.sparks-co.com. Bill
doesn't know where this joke originated, but Thanks for sending it to us!
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